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Stationary Stole My Girl

by Zach Burgett

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Submission to the second annual "Ch'King of the Ring" competition hosted by the That Being Said Podcast. This track dunks on DarksydePhil's wife for cheating on him with an urban-style gentleman. All I make are songs about DSP, this is what I've become.

Composed, performed, recorded and produced by Zach Burgett of Red Man Parody.

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I heard some screaming
from my wife's room.
The mattress rocking
impending doom.

I opened up the door and found her
on her hooves and knees.

Wide eyed; frozen right where I stood.
But I know life's never been so good--
even though a stationary stole my girl.

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released February 28, 2024

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The Impressionist Party of America Tallahassee, Florida

We agreed to a show before the band existed. Then we played a bunch of them. We recorded one of them and disappeared and then came back and teleported to Tallahassee.

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